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Light and Easy and sometimes Miscellaneous
These beers are great for any time of the day, and go great with menial tasks like cleaning or taking a shower.Nebraska EOS Hefeweizen
Refreshing and light, with a banana nose and a hint of clove. Plus, one of the more innovative can top designs EVER!
Dan the Wiser Kolsch
Have never tasted this beer, but I bet it's very drinkable.
Free State Dirty Kanza 200
Sounds like a dirty beer, but it's a Kolsch so it's gotta be clean and crisp!
Infusion Brewing Brown Ale
This beer is out of stock currently. However, you will all be glad to know that it had a mighty fine chocolate character and a slight hint of vanilla on the nose.
LTD World Traveler
The brewers used real Costa Rican coff.... OMFG THERE'S A GD SLOTH ON THE EFFING BOTTLE THIS CAN'T BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE GREATEST TREAT ANYONE COULD HOPE TO DRINK!!!!!!
Tart and Sour
These are the FREAKIN' BEST when it's hot outside. Pucker up and just accept your new sour overlords!Odell Flesmish Giant
A Flanders Red sour ale. One of their Cellar Series beers... which means it was expensive probably and, yup, it has a cork for the top. 
New Belgium Tart Lychee
Part of the Lips of Faith Series, this was on sale for $2 a bottle this spring! Trust me, it's worth more than that. Very tasty stuff here.
Dangerous Man PA Citra Sour
A crowler full of Dangerous Man beer?! Yes this is that.
Big, Bold and Boisterous
These beers are large and may take some time to drink. Or not. Do what you want with your life. Who am I to tell you otherwise?Surly Ten
An old ale that'll warm your belly right full!
Sierra Nevada Bigfoot 2014
THERE HE IS!!! THERE'S BIGFOOT I FOUND HIM!!! well, the 2014 version of him anyway.
Sierra Nevada Bigfoot 2010
Wait a tick... this beer is now SEVEN YEARS OLD!?!?! Damn straight it is.
Killer Penguin 2015
This penguin will MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEEEEEEEP. So be careful yeah?
Haw River St. Benedict's Breakfast Dubbel
Does this go well with Lucky Charms? I guess there's only one way to find out! Gimmie that breakfast bowl.
Surly Darkness 2014
Velvety, bold and filled with the souls of the damned. Funny how good that combo is.
Surly Darkness 2015
One of the best bottle logo designs ever. Only fitting for such a great beer.
Happiness is Hoppy Beer
Hops! Do you like them? Good! You're my type of person. Do you not? THEN MOVE ALONG QUICK LIKE!Zip Line India Pale Ale
It's an IPA. It's from Nebraska. That's all I know....
I also know it is now gone, and was pretty tasty! Too bad y'all missed out!
Dogfish Head 120
Hi there. I am an IPA. I am composed of somewhere between 15 and 20% alcohol. I will destroy you and your livelihood. You're welcome.
Seasonal Beers
Sometimes a beer gets made for a holiday. Like Thanksgiving. Or Kwanza. These are those beers.Southern Tier Pumking
Pumpkin pie in a bottle. With a high ABV as well? What a world we live in.
Trader Joe's Vintage Ale 2012
A Christmas favorite since Joe made his first trade.
Trader Joe's Vintage Ale 2013
Kinda like the last one... only a year newer.
Trader Joe's Vintage Ale 2014
Enough of this and that crappy gift you got will only get better and better and better....
Trader Joe's Vintage Ale 2015
DAMN KIDS ALL YOU WANT IS ANOTHER TICKLE ME ELMO AND ALL I WANT IS TO SIP THIS AND END UP IN A STUPOR!!! CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET WHAT WE WANT?!?
Barrel Aged Beers
Barrels. Where beers go to become more tasty. Also, I'm just realizing we have a virtual crapton of these things around here.Zip Line Tequila Barrel-Aged Lime Gose
Not all barrel-aged beers need to be high in alcohol. They are however, all scrumptious.
Wicked Weed Arcanic
Welp, this should be amazingly great.
Steel Toe Before the Dawn 2014
A barleywine and an imperial stout had a baby, shoved it into a bourbon barrel and then out shot this crazy ass good beer.
Pitchfork Brewing Vanilla Rose
Bourbon barrel aged with vanilla and honey?! GO PACK GO!! GO PACK GO!!
Pisgah Je Ne Said Quad
A Belgian quad aged in red wine barrels. Merde that's good! 
Odell Barrel Aged Mountain Standard
So they took a world class double black IPA and made it better? All right I guess I can drink that.
Nebraska Responsibly
Will I drink this responsibly? Probably not and that's just fine and dandy by me.
Bent Paddle Double Black
It's just like their black ale. Only double. And it was inside some wooden vessel that imparted amazingness.
Bells Saturn
Is this way better than Uranus? Only one way to find out!
Deschutes and Hair of the Dog Collage 2
A blend of four different beers in four different barrels. Hold onto your butts!
Eastlake Tsathoggua
I'm assuming the harder the beer is to pronounce, the better it tastes. Only time will tell.
Bourbon County Brand Stout 2012
Is this beer good?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
(The answer to that is of course, DUHHHH!)
Bourbon County Brand Stout 2013
How much do I love this beer? Let me count the ways... 1, 2... I drank it.
Bourbon County Brand Stout 2014
This was a great vintage. It was also the International Year of Family Farming.
Huh. So i guess there's that.
Bourbon County Brand Stout 2015
This beer is spoiled and tastes really bad actually. A mistake when bottling, but it's still technically beer. Open and drink at your own risk.
Bourbon County Brand Barleywine 2015
This beer may also be spoiled. Well that just blows chunks.
Clown Shoes Itasca Loonidragon 2014
At the headwaters of the mighty Mississippi, there stands a Loonidragon. It is the unholy amalgamation of a Loon and a Dragon and a Unicorn. That must have been one hell of a threeway.
Founders Doom
Doom. DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! If you don't drink this you are doomed to be a terrible lover and raise supremely idiotic kids.
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