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Light and Easy and sometimes Miscellaneous
These beers are great for any time of the day, and go great with menial tasks like cleaning or taking a shower.


Nebraska EOS HefeweizenRefreshing and light, with a banana nose and a hint of clove. Plus, one of the more innovative can top designs EVER!
Nebraska EOS Hefeweizen


Dan the Wiser KolschHave never tasted this beer, but I bet it's very drinkable.
Dan the Wiser Kolsch


Free State Dirty Kanza 200Sounds like a dirty beer, but it's a Kolsch so it's gotta be clean and crisp!
Free State Dirty Kanza 200


Infusion Brewing Brown AleThis beer is out of stock currently. However, you will all be glad to know that it had a mighty fine chocolate character and a slight hint of vanilla on the nose.
Infusion Brewing Brown Ale


LTD World TravelerThe brewers used real Costa Rican coff.... OMFG THERE'S A GD SLOTH ON THE EFFING BOTTLE THIS CAN'T BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE GREATEST TREAT ANYONE COULD HOPE TO DRINK!!!!!!
LTD World Traveler



Tart and Sour
These are the FREAKIN' BEST when it's hot outside. Pucker up and just accept your new sour overlords!


Odell Flesmish GiantA Flanders Red sour ale. One of their Cellar Series beers... which means it was expensive probably and, yup, it has a cork for the top.
Odell Flesmish Giant


New Belgium Tart LycheePart of the Lips of Faith Series, this was on sale for $2 a bottle this spring! Trust me, it's worth more than that. Very tasty stuff here.
New Belgium Tart Lychee


Dangerous Man PA Citra SourA crowler full of Dangerous Man beer?! Yes this is that.
Dangerous Man PA Citra Sour



Big, Bold and Boisterous
These beers are large and may take some time to drink. Or not. Do what you want with your life. Who am I to tell you otherwise?


Surly TenAn old ale that'll warm your belly right full!
Surly Ten


Sierra Nevada Bigfoot 2014THERE HE IS!!! THERE'S BIGFOOT I FOUND HIM!!! well, the 2014 version of him anyway.
Sierra Nevada Bigfoot 2014


Sierra Nevada Bigfoot 2010Wait a tick... this beer is now SEVEN YEARS OLD!?!?! Damn straight it is.
Sierra Nevada Bigfoot 2010


Killer Penguin 2015This penguin will MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEEEEEEEP. So be careful yeah?
Killer Penguin 2015


Haw River St. Benedict's Breakfast DubbelDoes this go well with Lucky Charms? I guess there's only one way to find out! Gimmie that breakfast bowl.
Haw River St. Benedict's Breakfast Dubbel


Surly Darkness 2014Velvety, bold and filled with the souls of the damned. Funny how good that combo is.
Surly Darkness 2014


Surly Darkness 2015One of the best bottle logo designs ever. Only fitting for such a great beer.
Surly Darkness 2015



Happiness is Hoppy Beer
Hops! Do you like them? Good! You're my type of person. Do you not? THEN MOVE ALONG QUICK LIKE!


Zip Line India Pale AleIt's an IPA. It's from Nebraska. That's all I know.... I also know it is now gone, and was pretty tasty! Too bad y'all missed out!
Zip Line India Pale Ale


Dogfish Head 120Hi there. I am an IPA. I am composed of somewhere between 15 and 20% alcohol. I will destroy you and your livelihood. You're welcome.
Dogfish Head 120



Seasonal Beers
Sometimes a beer gets made for a holiday. Like Thanksgiving. Or Kwanza. These are those beers.


Southern Tier PumkingPumpkin pie in a bottle. With a high ABV as well? What a world we live in.
Southern Tier Pumking


Trader Joe's Vintage Ale 2012A Christmas favorite since Joe made his first trade.
Trader Joe's Vintage Ale 2012


Trader Joe's Vintage Ale 2013Kinda like the last one... only a year newer.
Trader Joe's Vintage Ale 2013


Trader Joe's Vintage Ale 2014Enough of this and that crappy gift you got will only get better and better and better....
Trader Joe's Vintage Ale 2014


Trader Joe's Vintage Ale 2015DAMN KIDS ALL YOU WANT IS ANOTHER TICKLE ME ELMO AND ALL I WANT IS TO SIP THIS AND END UP IN A STUPOR!!! CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET WHAT WE WANT?!?
Trader Joe's Vintage Ale 2015



Barrel Aged Beers
Barrels. Where beers go to become more tasty. Also, I'm just realizing we have a virtual crapton of these things around here.


Zip Line Tequila Barrel-Aged Lime GoseNot all barrel-aged beers need to be high in alcohol. They are however, all scrumptious.
Zip Line Tequila Barrel-Aged Lime Gose


Wicked Weed ArcanicWelp, this should be amazingly great.
Wicked Weed Arcanic


Steel Toe Before the Dawn 2014A barleywine and an imperial stout had a baby, shoved it into a bourbon barrel and then out shot this crazy ass good beer.
Steel Toe Before the Dawn 2014


Pitchfork Brewing Vanilla RoseBourbon barrel aged with vanilla and honey?! GO PACK GO!! GO PACK GO!!
Pitchfork Brewing Vanilla Rose


Pisgah Je Ne Said QuadA Belgian quad aged in red wine barrels. Merde that's good!
Pisgah Je Ne Said Quad


Odell Barrel Aged Mountain StandardSo they took a world class double black IPA and made it better? All right I guess I can drink that.
Odell Barrel Aged Mountain Standard


Nebraska ResponsiblyWill I drink this responsibly? Probably not and that's just fine and dandy by me.
Nebraska Responsibly


Bent Paddle Double BlackIt's just like their black ale. Only double. And it was inside some wooden vessel that imparted amazingness.
Bent Paddle Double Black


Bells SaturnIs this way better than Uranus? Only one way to find out!
Bells Saturn


Deschutes and Hair of the Dog Collage 2A blend of four different beers in four different barrels. Hold onto your butts!
Deschutes and Hair of the Dog Collage 2


Eastlake TsathogguaI'm assuming the harder the beer is to pronounce, the better it tastes. Only time will tell.
Eastlake Tsathoggua


Bourbon County Brand Stout 2012Is this beer good? Does the pope shit in the woods? (The answer to that is of course, DUHHHH!)
Bourbon County Brand Stout 2012


Bourbon County Brand Stout 2013How much do I love this beer? Let me count the ways... 1, 2... I drank it.
Bourbon County Brand Stout 2013


Bourbon County Brand Stout 2014This was a great vintage. It was also the International Year of Family Farming. Huh. So i guess there's that.
Bourbon County Brand Stout 2014


Bourbon County Brand Stout 2015This beer is spoiled and tastes really bad actually. A mistake when bottling, but it's still technically beer. Open and drink at your own risk.
Bourbon County Brand Stout 2015


Bourbon County Brand Barleywine 2015This beer may also be spoiled. Well that just blows chunks.
Bourbon County Brand Barleywine 2015


Clown Shoes Itasca Loonidragon 2014At the headwaters of the mighty Mississippi, there stands a Loonidragon. It is the unholy amalgamation of a Loon and a Dragon and a Unicorn. That must have been one hell of a threeway.
Clown Shoes Itasca Loonidragon 2014


Founders DoomDoom. DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! If you don't drink this you are doomed to be a terrible lover and raise supremely idiotic kids.
Founders Doom

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